What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

Dr No

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

Why do older people have a hard time using technology?

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

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From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?